This uncalled-for parody features a sparky cast, but there’s an excess of smut and the festive fun soon fizzles out
The syrupy Hallmark Christmas movie isn’t exactly top of the list for pressing satirical targets – but we’re getting a parody anyway, courtesy of this oppressively ironic Canadian film co-written and directed by Jake Horowitz. “Whatever you do, don’t fall in love with some small-town, eight-out-of-10 stranger and find the true meaning of Christmas,” plucky big-city magazine writer Mary (Storm Steenson) is warned by her boss – thereby rendering plot summary superfluous as she is dispatched to her home town Snowy Heights to get the generic scoop.
This sort of knowing snark is briefly fun, as Mary meets the townsfolk. The eight-out-of-10 is Chris (Alexander Oliver), owner of local cafe Cup of Cheer, whose brother Keith (Liam Marshall) is a pole-dancing elf. Sheriff Rudolph (Steve Kasan) is “the town’s racially diverse cop”. And it’s topped up with a sizeable quotient of smut as well. “Where does a prince need to go round here to get a hot load in the face?” asks another character, inexplicably arrived from medieval England. The randomness is typical of the film’s overstuffed approach, dumping out the contents of the gag hamper on us and seeing what sticks.