Wednesday, May 7, 2025

Seized review – standard-issue cross-border beat-’em-up

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Scott Adkins adds some gracefulness to this otherwise rote actioner as a former Brit soldier blackmailed by a Mexican cartel boss

Set in Mexico, this is about a British former special-ops warrior once known as Nero (martial-arts movie veteran Scott Adkins) endeavouring to save his kidnapped adolescent son (Matthew Garbacz). With its one-word past-participle title, it’s as if the makers weren’t even trying to hide that this is basically a knock-off of Taken, with much lower-wattage stars and cheaper locations.

That said, there’s a bit of satirical wit in the dialogue, particularly from Mario Van Peebles as the villainous – but not completely evil – mastermind behind the kidnapping. He plays Mexican mid-level cartel top dog Mzamo, in cahoots with Nero’s slimeball former boss, Donovan (Steven Elder), who has snatched Nero’s kid in order to force him to kill everything that moves on a pre-plotted itinerary so that Mzamo can wipe out his rival carteliers. He joshes to Donovan that when the gringos up north send their white men over the border, they’re not sending their best, only rapists and murderers – a sly inversion on Donald Trump’s infamous candidacy announcement.

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